Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
What do a family dollar and a orphan they have a f in it for family
