Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
whats the same with ur dad and retail row
they are both off the map
where do t rexs shop dino stores.
What do a family dollar and a orphan they have a f in it for family
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Where do walls shop?—Walmart.
why are orphans not allowed in stores?because else they would actually feel at home
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
why don't you fart in a apple store
because they don't have any windows
