Restaurant jokes
A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl of chili.
The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.
After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"
The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."
So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.
He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.
The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Beef beef beef? TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.