If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Restaurant Jokes
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
