Restaurant jokes

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

Taco Bell going out of business.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.

Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"

So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?

Two number NEINs.

What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

What did one alligator say to the other alligator?

"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

What did the chef say to the skeleton?

"Bone appetit!"