What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
