Restaurant jokes

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.

Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"

So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?

Two number NEINs.

What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator?

"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"

What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!

What did the chef say to the skeleton?

"Bone appetit!"

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"