Restaurant jokes

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

Taco Bell going out of business.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.

Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"

So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.

What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?

Two number NEINs.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator?

"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!