When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
Donald trump has been banned from panera
What's a cannibals favorite place? A day care
Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??
A: On the border
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
The other day my wife said "take me someplace I have never been before, I said why don't you try the kitchen! "
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
what does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant ? "Can i have a bodybag ?"
