What's the difference between twin towers and mcdonald's
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!(aka dinner)
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
Pizza hut
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say "Boy you Can Keep It"
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What did the frog order? A diet croak!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant? To eat chicken!
why cant orphans go to a family restaurants. because they don't have a family to go with
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware
#SpursAreIn9thLOL
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way
just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
Sneed feed seed
Formerly chuck's!
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I'm a butcher" SHE:"were through!"
why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? because he had a big bill
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
What's a cannibals favorite place? A day care
