I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Restaurant Jokes
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a table, and chairs.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Why are french fries rude?
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
I'm hungry.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
