Restaurant

Restaurant jokes

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Q: Why did the chef get fired?

A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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  • What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

    They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

    What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

    They don’t cook because they love eating out.

    What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

    "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

    You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

    I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

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