Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
