Piston jokes

Why are feminists always against men?

Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.

Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.

Women's rights.

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.