
Piston jokes
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Me when I see unattended 12 year olds...


