Repair

Repair Jokes

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."

I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight

my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to shower. Thanks Phil

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