I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician
what did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? Safe life repair, safe life replace!
Why are most absent dads mechanics
They like to nut and bolt
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
Bob the builder took one look at you and said “nah I can’t fix that”
How many orphans does it take to repair a house. None, they don't have one
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to shower. Thanks Phil
Throw a plate.. It’s broken right?.. Say “sorry” to it.. Did it fix back?.. No..that’s the Same thing you did to me:)
The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.
my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
