A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I need a new butt this one has a hole in it
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for christmas? A new ass because his one has crack on it.
Jeffy: I need a new butt, my old one has a crack in it.
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
what did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? Safe life repair, safe life replace!
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
Iโm really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
