Restoration jokes
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Community talk
PEOPLE OF THE COMMUNITY! As requested by a very large amount of members, we’re gonna revamp “the rules” and hopefully fix this issue once and for all.
The following statement is a proposal made to all the mods, to which we agreed. Now it is YOUR turn to have a say, cast your votes people! Let’s restore this site to how it used to be!
“That rule about insulting people should only be for the Germans and no one else. … Read more
Restore Germany to its former glory (poll)
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more