Religion jokes
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
God is good. God is great.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Priests are priests.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
God bless the shooting that happened.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.