Two nuns were sitting on a bench. A flasher flashed them, and one of the nuns had a stroke... but the other one was too far away :)
Religion Jokes
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Ganesha is an elephant.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
There are "nun" good jokes.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
