What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor
The Doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
I have a nun joke! It is nun uh ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
siens gets you to the moon religion flighs you into buildings
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
