Religion

Religion jokes

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...