Religion jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Hi! Could I join?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.