Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. You thought this was funny, huh? Newsflash: you're slower than a turtle in molasses. The joke is that orphans don't have a father, see? So, going to church lets them call the priest "father." Get it now? I bet you didn't.