How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P