Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
