What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
