why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish
my ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. so she said i was usless in bed. should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Are you a gun becuse i want to live with you
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮💨
What do orphis and broke up couples have any common
They cant see each other anymore
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Why dosened the Orphin date the girl because she is a homei
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like: Jackson: CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION???
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me? Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you! Kid 1: Aw, do you love me? Kid 2: No!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
