Relationship jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Mom! (DYM 3)
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.