Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
"I will Always Love You!"
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanah.
Jack got high, slapped her thigh, and then they had some fun.
Jill forgot to take her pills, and now they have a son.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
