If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Relationship Jokes
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Ttt.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
