Relationship jokes

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

Sister: Just a little.

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Y'know what's really sad?

Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?