Relationship jokes
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Also, not love everyone.
I love you too.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Memes
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Joe Mama!
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.