Relationship jokes
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Want to have sex?
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Mom!
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.