What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Your mom gay.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
I'm gay because I like men.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Mom!
Love you.
Mom (DYM 65).
Ur mum gay.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
