Looking for Love

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This doofus thinks he's gonna attract a "lovely lady" by bragging about his "big dick" and clean house. Newsflash, genius: Women are not dogs who dig a bone. Get your head out of your ass and learn some manners. You probably wipe standing up.

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