Relationship jokes

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.

Snapchat- any.bry05

What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?

Beauty!

Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

Mom!

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.

Kaden wants to have sex with you.

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Y'know what's really sad?

Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.