Relationship jokes

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

Also, not love everyone.

I love you too.

Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?

What is so annoying? A younger sister.

My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.