Relationship Jokes

So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost

i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Woman- What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich

Husband- I know! How about you COMEBACK with a godda*n sandwich?

I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

1 and 2 fell in love the 2 said your the only 1 for me!

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.” The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.” He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

Girl: .... I like you... do you like me back? Me: Nope Girl: *is depressed* oh okay.... Me: u never said "love" Girl: oh! well do you love me? Me: frick no.

How do you know when you girlfriend is to young ?

you have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth..

sorry

i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead

What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister

There both sweet home Alabama

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”