Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day 😮💨
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way it really ruined her birthday.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
