Relationship jokes
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
The Movie
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.
I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Your mom.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?