Relationship jokes

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

You: Find a time clock that can change time.

Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?

You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!

Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?

There is no difference.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.

I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?

“You got nice buns!”

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"

"Incest."

Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.

Like if your dad is abusive.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."