Relationship jokes
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Memes
I found your parent!
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
I love Bubba girls and yea.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Just ask your dad.