50+ Best Morning Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

People

like if this you and or if its funny

A white chihuahua with a grumpy look on its face is shown in the passenger seat of a car. The text above the dog says: "Morning people vs me".

Divorce

Bruhh found out

A screenshot of a Google search for 'chinese fart porn' is overlaid with an AirDrop notification from 'Mom'. The AirDrop message reads: "Your father and I are getting a divorce," and has two minions in the image.

Girl

goofy ahh

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a woman smiling and stretching in bed, with the text "Girls in the morning:". The bottom panel shows several hotdog buns with a sausage placed in one, with the text "Boys in the morning:".

Cough

i cough this morning

A white cat with wide eyes and open mouth, looking surprised, with the text "How little kids cough" written below.

Monday morning

A fluffy hamster is curled up in a coconut shell. The text overlay says, "Me on monday morning."

Study

fr

The image shows four frames of a man putting on clown makeup with different levels of completion. The text above each frame reads: "I'll study at 6 pm", "I'll study at 7 pm", "I prefer to study during the night", and "I'll just get up early tomorrow and study".

Hole

A sidewalk with a large, phallic-shaped hole, accompanied by the text "Fell over on my morning walk. 😬"

Cat

A screenshot of a message exchange. The first message says "Good morning beautiful". The second message includes an image of an unkempt cat with text below saying "I woke up like this". The third message says "Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

Flag

The image shows different flags the poster saw on their morning walk. These 'flags' are traffic signs: the US flag times 7, stop sign times 4, danger do not open sign times 13, biohazard sign times 33, a no entry sign times 18, do not open sign times 9, biohazard sign times 6, and danger of infection times 27. Also shown in the image is a nazi flag.

Calvin

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

People

Me in the morning

The image shows two pictures in a before-and-after style. The upper image says: "SOME PEOPLE IN THE MORNING". It shows a woman standing in front of a window, arms reaching up. The lower image says: "ME". It shows a woman lying face down on the floor.

Mom

me when my mom wakes me up!

A baby with an extremely grumpy facial expression, furrowed brow, and pursed lips is looking directly at the camera.

Coffee

Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE

The image shows a husky dog with wide eyes and a slight smile. The text in the image says "Good morning. I like cofeeeeeee."

Cereal

bro

A picture of a young man with a slight grin on his face, positioned in front of a plain wall. The text overlayed in the image reads: "CEREAL IS LIKE BREAKFAST SOUP".

Sleep

me every morning

The image shows a cartoon boy with dark circles under his eyes, looking tired and sad. Above him, there are two lines of text: "Did you sleep well?" and "Me:".

Wheelchair

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Week

I never knew this 😶

A yellow minion with big eyes and an open mouth, looking surprised. On the left, the text says, "It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF." In the lower right corner, in a black box, it says, "GOOD MORNING!"

Wake

when i wake Krista up

The image shows a close-up of Gollum's face with his mouth slightly open and wide eyes. The text above his head reads, "YOU WHEN YOU WAKE UP."

Cat

A still image of Bernie Sanders, an older man with white hair and glasses, wearing a brown winter coat, standing outdoors in a snowy or cold environment. He looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Above the image, text reads 'Me: My cat at 4am:'. Below him, superimposed text on a dark bar reads 'I am once again asking for your constant attention and salmon.'

February

bruh

The image is a four-panel grid with the text "Laughing at corona memes like". The first panel has "February" underneath and shows a grinning Kanye. The second panel has "March 1" and Kanye has a smirk. The third panel says "Last week" and shows Kanye with a slight frown. The fourth panel shows the same frown but with the text "This morning". The last panel says "A little later this morning", where Kanye looks a little more concerned.