Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Relationship Jokes
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
You're mum.
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
