Relationship jokes
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
You should always be happy about family and love.
I love my dog, Sadie.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Memes
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!