Relationship jokes
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I love my mom.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Your mom is hot.