Relationship jokes
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!