Relationship jokes
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
You should always be happy about family and love.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!