Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Jack and Jill's Surprise
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, Jack thinks he's gonna get some sugar from Jill, right? But SURPRISE! Jill is actually Randy! It's a trap, you wouldn't get it because you probably think 2+2=5! You probably don't know that bears are actually excellent mathematicians and strategic thinkers, that's why we survive in the wild. Now, go back to your coloring books.