Jack and Jill's Surprise

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. So, Jack thinks he's gonna get some sugar from Jill, right? But SURPRISE! Jill is actually Randy! It's a trap, you wouldn't get it because you probably think 2+2=5! You probably don't know that bears are actually excellent mathematicians and strategic thinkers, that's why we survive in the wild. Now, go back to your coloring books.

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