Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Orphans and Daddies
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the double meaning of "daddy." On one hand, it means "father," which orphans don't have. On the other hand, in some gay relationships, "daddy" is a term of endearment. See, you thought you were too good for dad jokes. Well, I got news for you, your mother buys you clothes at the Gap.