My girlfiends a porn star
She kill me if she found out
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law..... an out-law is wanted.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
My Wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side So i crashed the car, then didnt talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary
Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.” The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.” He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
A wife says to her husband 'you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back' 'what do you expect' he says 'you're in a fucking wheelchair'
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
Hickory Dickory Dock My wife avoids my cock She's losing her and having an affair So I had to slap Chris Rock
Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material
