Relationship jokes
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
I just had sex.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
My mate Noha.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”