*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. -- But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit” girl says “who” boy goes “ my ass cheeks”
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
My girlfiends a porn star
She kill me if she found out
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law..... an out-law is wanted.
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
My Wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side So i crashed the car, then didnt talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason
