Relationship

Relationship Jokes

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.