Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
i hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
I have a trans friend. He is in a polymers relationship and would be straight if they had a dick
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
I like my boo like I like my packages straight out of the box
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
