Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.
Your mum gay, lol.
My mum.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
