Relationship jokes
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
"Fuck me."
That's what she said.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Your mom gay.
I lick cows for my mother.
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
Your family.
Angus' love life.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."