Relationship jokes

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.

Father: Son, you can do butter!

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

His wife shut off the internet.

Ya mum!

I like my women like I like my diving pools.

Wet and deep.

Your dad is your mom.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

Kaden wants to have sex with you.

Your mum lol teehee!

Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.

My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.