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What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

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    • A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.

    The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"

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    • I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

    A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.

    The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.

    The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.

    Incest.

    When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.

    What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

    You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.

    A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.

    If you have sex and your African parents find out,

    “You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

    Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

    Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.

    Trashy pig woman: Why?

    Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.