Relationship jokes
"What is your number?" "Hi."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.