Relationship jokes
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Two sticks only make a fire.
Joe Mama!
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Your mom gay.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
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Your love life.
Dad: How was your trip to the park?
Daughter: It was good until the man came along.
Dad: *gasps* Whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened?
Daughter: He made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off...
Dad: Oh God, what next?
Daughter: Nothing, that was it.
Dad: Oh, come on! That wasn't exciting, make something up!
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.