What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
My wife was run over.