Relationship jokes

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!

I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂

My wife still misses me...

But her aim is getting better!

What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?

You're my boo!

What's the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Where did the cows go to a date?

To the moo-vies!

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

#takemebacksophie

Hey mylady.

Hey bro.

Me mylady.

Me a bro.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?