Relationship jokes

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

I love you, Hebrew John.

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.

Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.

Yo mama so nice she...

What does an orphan call a family photo?

A selfie.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

Stephanie has a great thumb!

I love my dog, Sadie.

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

I love friends.

I love my family.

"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.