Relationship jokes

I love friends.

I love my family.

"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Hi! I love my dog.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"

Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."

Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."

Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

I have fun with my friends.

I had a good time with friends!

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.

Your mom gay.

Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

Your mom gay, lol.

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.