Relationship jokes
Yo mama so nice she...
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Stephanie has a great thumb!
I love my dog, Sadie.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
I love friends.
I love my family.
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Hi! I love my dog.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.