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Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"

The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Why don’t orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!