New Relationship Jokes - Page 148

What did the orphan say to his stepmom?

"I need help."

Why can’t orphans have sex?

'Cause they have no one to call daddy!

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.

Mom!

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!

(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*

(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*

At this moment, he knew he fucked up.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...