Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Relationship Jokes
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
I fucked a wall.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
