Relationship jokes
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Your mom is a joke.
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.
They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."
"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Me and your mom in the bed.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.