The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Relationship Jokes
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Ur adopted.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Hey Stacey, love!
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
