Relationship jokes
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Your mom.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Want to have sex?
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.