Reject jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.

Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

Kid: "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."

I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.

No no no no no no!

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.