What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
What's red and runs up your leg? A homesick abortion.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.