What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so dam blind.
Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad Mom: quite son we only get this once a month
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
roses are red, i like weed, if you say yes then i'll do a "good deed"
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
how do you make Indians explode? press the red button
Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire
What's red and runs up your leg? A homesick abortion.
