Red jokes
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.