Roses are red,My friend is choking.That supid bitch shouldnt have eaten my muffin.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
What’s Black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy
Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get away from the man. Why did the man cross the road? Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
whats black blue and red laying in ditch you after you disrespect me
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”.
The doctor replies, “We’ll, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair”.
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news”. The doctor replies, “He’s dead”.
What has to legs and is red all over
Half a cat
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. "I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What’s red gold and blank in los Vegas.
Tupac
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
Ok rose are red violets are blue barney looks better then you
A blond a bernet and a red head walked into a bar the bartender told them their was a magic merror in the bathroom.He said that if you spoke the truth infront of the merror you would have your greatest desires but if you told a lie you would disappear .The red head sais that she was the pretiest girl in the bar and she walked out the bathroom and she got athusand dollars.The berrnet walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar she walked out the ber with a new car.The bland went she said I think poof she was gone
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do, oh never mind I'm not homo like you
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
ROSES ARE RED, LEMONS ARE SOUR. OPEN YOUR LEGS AND GIVE ME AN HOUR.
KIK:hangtherule
Roses are red... Orphanes are blue... I killed the preist so i could rape them to.
