Red jokes

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

An apple walked into the clinic.

The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

The apple said "red." :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?

A corpse, of course!

what's black and red and is a liquid?

my scars!

What's black and white and red all over?

A police brutality case.

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?

A baby playing with a scalpel.

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

Red hot 🥵

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

Roses are red.

My soul is black.

I am never getting my dad back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!