Red

Red jokes

An apple walked into the clinic.

The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

The apple said "red." :)

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?

A corpse, of course!

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

    My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

    I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

    Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

    Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

    Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.