Roses are red Violets are blue How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast
roses are red violents are blue everything is black i can't see can you.
What's black and white and red allover? A penguin that's just been raped.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
What ́s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Daddy, Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because you mother had diabetes
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that's my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask's whats that,the little girl says "that's my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask's the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try's putting his little red race car in her garage but it won't fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see's blood on the floor the mother ask's "what happened the little girl say's "we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit so i cut the back wheels off"
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
Q- What's red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town
how do make an adult cry? stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What happens when you cross a cow and a red neck? The redneck fucks the cow
