Red jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.