Recreation jokes
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Memes
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Baseball is awesome!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Puzzle
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.