Recreation jokes
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Baseball is awesome!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Puzzle
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.