Recreation jokes
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Baseball is awesome!
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣