Recreation jokes
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Pool table.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.