Recreation jokes
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Memes
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Baseball is awesome!