Recreation jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Puzzle
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Baseball is awesome!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.